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Milk Bath

Post by sabbi on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:33 am


Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

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Post by fairyprincess on Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:46 am

lol! hahaha hahaha
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Post by tracey on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:34 am

hahaha very good.
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Post by livingdoll on Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:52 am

lol! thats funny

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